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[challenge entry] Free Tony Martin

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(I helped save b3ta! Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)
# i'm glad he went to prison.
you just don't shoot people; hard to understand, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# yeh
but he shouldn't be sued
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# i would have done in his position.
we're supposed to sit back and let people burgle us now or something?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# agreed
at my age, I would have gone after the cunts with a hammer, at his age, I would have lifted a gun - wee fuckers

soon it`ll be law to put a sign outside the house "take what you want, because I can`t legally stop you"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# throw the fucking hammer then at his feet, so he falls over
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# no chance
the wee fucker would be lucky if he ever ate without the use of a straw, never mind walked again
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# next place he steals from better have a fucking ramp!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# HEHEHEHHHEHE
!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# I know.
speaking on the part of someone whos car was stolen literally twice a week for about three months, till they closed down the young offenders home at the top of my road, the little shits know exactly what theyre doing, and they should accept the fucking consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)
# mother fucking
ejector seats!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# oh
that would be such a good car protection alarm system!!!!! oh i so want one!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# with a camera attached so you can see their faces just as it goes off.
oh and make it so the roof doesnt come off too.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)
# ewww
messy!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)
# you never
know, some fucker could be off with your car tomorrow - still - live and let live, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)
# but
i want one of them ejector seat fings... but i think i will let the roof off or there will be a nasty mess!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# definition of a conservative:
liberal who's just been mugged.
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Definition of a fool:
Someone who's just been mugged and blames themself.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# been there
"Oh my car TAPE player was stolen because I left it in the car"

- I mean.. !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# have you lot
been reading the daily hate mail recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)
# no not at all
but I think people should be allowed to live their lives
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# which is difficult
if you shoot them
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# yeah
but... I`m not talking about going on rampages!

cause and effect?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# by taking somebody elses?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# just my opinion
I don`t want to live my life worrying about buying a bloody kettle because some cunt "fancies it" and decides he`ll have it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)
# get better locks for your front door
instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)
# well
I hope you`re this chirpy if/when it happens to you - and I hope it doesn`t
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# i'll just pretend to be asleep,
or hide.
but not shoot them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I`ll call
`round yours after I`ve been to Martian`s gaff then - cool! could make a mint tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# well, it's hard to do that
when you've just been shot.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# well
Nanaman, giz your address, I`ll be up in a couple of hours in a white Ford Transit - can you make sure the door is left on the latch, ta? wouldn`t want to wake you
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)
# oh fuck right off.
he hid in a shed waiting for it to be broken in to, and then shot a child in the back. not in struggle, not as the kid approached him, but in the fucking back.
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# he might have had death ray eyes!
I would have shot the fucker just in case as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)
# OR he might have been running to get his gun!
...I'm sorry, but if you cant handle one round from a shotgun then you deserve to die. I play Counter Strike...I know lots of stuff about guns and shit...there was probably a health pack kicking around somwhere
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# you know
he could probably have gotten away scott free if he`d put a notice outside his house saying

"trespassers may be shot"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# except tresspass isn't an offence;
it's a misdemenour. you can be asked to leave, but that's it. unless you go through a big door or over a six foot fence.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# how about...
"I HAVE A GUN! - PLEASE DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY - IT MAY GO OFF!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# doesnt make any fucking difference where he shot him.
and he hardly fucking hid now did he? they broke into his home.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# brilliant!
property more important than life!
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# thats not the point.
He shot him cos he believed his own life was in danger, not because he believed his house was in danger. Fair enough, he shot him in the back like you say, but do you really think that had he gone down unarmed, those two pikeys twats would have let him get away unhurt? would they fuck. theyd have kicked his fucking head in, just like the countless other fucking times you see in the paper. He had every right to defend himself by any means.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)
# if he was scared for his life, and he was hiding,
he'd have stayed hidden until they came at him to kick his head in.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)
# depends how you react to a situation like that.
I know that if i was being broken into, as scared shitless as id be, id still grab the nearest golf club and go down and make an attempt to get them out of my house. Bearing in mind the police are completely ineffectual.


Britain, the only country where you can get a pizza quicker than a police car.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# you've
got golf clubs? you're a bit posh aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# actually i have a golf club.
just the one. a pitching wedge. I fucking hate golf...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# then
why do you have it?
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# "with intent to cause harm"
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# exactly.
except you missed off "to the people that break into my house".
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# well, I
ain`t cheapening this point

- I totally agree!

me and Pointy are the new Charles Bronsonsssss
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# " He had every right to defend himself by any means."
utter, utter shit.
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)
# you
leaving your door on the latch too then?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# you're talking like i haven't had people break into my house
and threaten my with a meat cleaver.
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# and you still want these fuckers to live?
still, to each his own eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# yes.
because i'm civilised and don't believe in killing people.
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# well
what would you like to do then? honestly?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# have them caught and sentenced to a prison term/fine/rehabilitation
just because the law is shit doesn't mean we should resort to vigilanteeism.
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# fair enough
if you want your home, and property violated, that`s fine - can we have a system whereby people who don`t mind have green sticker on their door, and people who would do something about the fuckers have a blue sticker? that`d suit me fine
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# why? because my opinion differs from your own?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# because he had a right to use
reasonable force; murder isn't very reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# what
about shooting him in the arse, so he`d remember it as long as he lived?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# "any means"
could he destroy belgium to protect his property?
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# oh for fucks sake, thats not what i meant and you know it.
you're just being argumentative now. any means within the constrains of that situation. If that involves taking a life to avoid the loss of his own, then so be it.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# how was the kid going to kill him, exactly?
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# people have been beaten to death by attackers
using only their bare hands before now, so dont try to be so /pedantic.
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# and who decides
who's life is worth more? can you?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# i think
the person who's defending themselves has more right to live. Providing the person was actually trying to kill them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# no no no NO NO NO NO NO
every single person has the inalible right to life. you can't have more of a right to live than someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)
# everyone
has the right to life. But if a person tries to take someone else's life, then that person is quite justified to stop their attacker, if necessary by taking their life. In my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# ah!
but everybody has the right to life and the right to live! that`s the whole point - I`m never going to lock myself inside my house, with bars on the doors in case some wee cunt decides he likes the look of my telly
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Because.....?
Has a life that will do nothing but deliberately degrade the quality most other lives that they come into contact with got any value?

Surely you throw the rotten apple out of the barrel of life in order to preserve others?

Or does that rotten apple have the right to destroy or otherwise lessen the quality of every apple that it comes into contact with? If it's very existence is a cancer on society, get rid of it.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Well
I don't think anyone would think that a bad thing, really.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# when you come up to edinburgh...
we can send you out to Sighthill, one of the cities more glamourous areas, for an evening. We'll see how long your commie pinkass liberal opinons last out there...;)
/joke
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# is it worse than moss side, brixton or toxteth?
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# oh yes...
there is no dope there to mellow the vibe...

just Buckfast Tonic Wine...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# tonic wine?
gravy more like!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# GRAVY OF HATE!!
www.bawbag.com/buckfast.php
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I`m so
glad I didn`t start drinking as a teenager in Belfast - Buckfast is the stuff of legends
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# I stand with you on this and I can't be arsed to argue
going to bed cos of long hard days work. Remember that, we work for a living, hard work and if any cunt decides he's gonna steal from me then I'll shoot the fucker too !

This Country is already fucked up by do-gooders and people who support the perpitrators rather than victims. Backward assed bullshit. Discipline discipline discipline.

End of chat.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I would
marry you if you weren`t so male


do another song - soon! (please)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# "do-gooders"
as opposed to "do-badders" who you're generally in favour with?
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# The do-badders
hopefully all get shot in the back when fleeing from the scene of the crime, so they don't count.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# wait a minute
just because he told the court he shot him because he believed his life was in danger, doesn't necessarily make it fucking so.

he was trying to stay out of jail at the time.

anyway, the minute he went and illegally bought a pump action shotgun he became a bigger threat to human life than any housebreaker ... maybe I should have gone round and stoved his head in with a shovel in case he shot me?
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# But there's a difference
he was a threat to the life of lowlife criminal scum.

The little turd that got popped was a threat to every single innjocent person that he decidde to victimise on that particular night.

I know who I'd rather be alive now.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# why don't you just tell us who the "lowlife criminal scum" are
and then we can kill them all now, and we'll only have nice people left.
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I don`t think we`re
talking about killing - we`re talking about doing something - as the justice system is a farce
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# tony martin should counter sue that pikey twunt
because by breaking into his house, he breached his human rights of privacy
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)
# My property
is far far more important that any scumbag criminal's life, yes.

Hell, something I step in is worth more than the lives of those victimising, evil little turds.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)
# I love you
well not really, but you get the point that I stand with you side by side. Well not really side by side cos you're probably taller than me or summat.

Hell, I'm tired.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# its obvious that you work for the bbc...

getting facts wrong must be part of the contract...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# ack come on!
you can`t say things like that!


.... it`s because he`s ginger!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# i have nothing against gingers
just the bbc, thy're biased twunts who often "misinterpret" the facts, or change them to suit "auntie's" needs.
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# like you know what the fuck you're talking about.
which facts have i got wrong so far?
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# well you`ve gotta remember
(and I`m not saying you`re wrong!) that it`s all solicitors and shit - only the people involved in the incident really know what happened
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# he did not hide in his shed waiting for it to be broken into
just so he could shoot the theiving bastard.

if he had, the murder charge would have remained, as it would have been a pre-meditated attack, and therefore constituted murder, not manslaughter
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# well you could
be right - I might have read the wrong newspaper, but I still believe people are entitled to live their own lives, and I don`t go with the "gentleman / wild west" ethos
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# there's
other ways of dealing with it than shooting the fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# cleaving his skull...
with a scythe?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Like making them into dogmeat?
The first and only time they'd ever contribute to society in a positive way.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)
# you just don't burgle people.
hard to understand, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# but you can go and buy new things after being robbed;
can't really recover afer being murdered, can you?

both were wrong, but he was more wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# he should have shot them both
in the leg
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# no Nanaman - I very rarely ever disagree with you
but what happened to being in your own home with your own things and expecting them to be there when you wake up in the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# I refer you
to my below comment.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# and I refer
you to my disagreement ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# but maybe
the lad was running away in a particularly threatening fashion when he shot him in the back ...
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# maybe he had a big mirror...
and he was attcking him in the most difficult way he could to add to the challenge of breaking into a very remote farmhouse occupied by an old man...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)
# But if you're not a thieving git
you don't get murdered by old men with guns.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)
# what's he doing with a gun anyway?
i like having incredibly tight gun laws.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# No idea...
But it's a good thing he had it otherwise it might have been him dead, and two live criminal thieving kids.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# it was an unlicensed gun
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)
# But
he was an unlicenced criminal scumbag that the world is better off without.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I agree
just because a lot of people see good in people, doesn`t mean it`s there.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
#
CLIMB THE FUCKING RABBIT
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# oh thanks
- I thought about the post for a second, then spat everywhere because of the surrealism of it!

that`ll be another screen wipe!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# but, in buying and illegally keeping a shotgun
tony martin also became a criminal scumbag, so that just put them on level pegging ...
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# I'm all for leaving it at that
and calling it a day then.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# yep
I can`t argue with that either

(that`s why I have hammers ;-) )
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Martin, Tony Martin...
Unlicensed to Kill...pikey scumbags
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# he's a farmer,
and farmers often use shotguns to shoot vermin that attack their livestock, such as foxes.

anyone who whines about the "poor foxes" can piss off, i lived half my young life in north wales on a farm, foxes arent cute and cuddly, their vicious little bastards that like to kill your chickens
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# mmm
badgers too

but badgers are ace for other reasons
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# if he wanted to control fox populations
he'd drive a landrover.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# no offence, but dont be fuckign stupid
running foxes over in landrovers is very inefficient, and also allows the fox to know where you are.
if, however, you see a fox in you chicken run, all you hafta do is grab a shotgun, and aim. bang. its a quick death, and the fox doesnt suffer.
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# but landrovers kill a lot, lot more foxes than anything else does.
and of course getting shot hurts. so would runinng over, but i doubt you'd like it if i shot you with a great big shotgun, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Yeah
I'd feel really good about myself if some poor smack-addicted child, who feared for his life from his abusive parents, was forced to break into my house, and I shot him in the face.

We have courts for this. Don't like it? Go and live in Iraq, you can shoot who you like there, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# i want to hug you.
people sometimes seem to forget that people live in different circumstances to themselves.
Not everyone is born equal, 100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# very very true.
but i dont feel obliged to go and fucking steal from anyone who has a better lifestyle than me.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Good thing too
'cos I'd shoot you too if you did.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)
# you just dont get it do you.
some people live in different circumstances.
you are probably fairly comfortable with your current life.
people have mental illnesses, bad upbringings and any of hundreds of other nasty things happening to them, i'm not saying that stealing is right, they just need help, not to be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# but an old man
being robbed is hardly in a position to give him the help he might need.
Everybody has nasty things happening to them, admittedly some more than others. But at the end of the day they still have to face the consequences of their actions, along with everybody else.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# what
like a one year sentence, out in 3 months?

I tell you - I could very easily stay in bed all day, get my meals cooked for me, watch telly, have a game of pool all at the tax payer`s expense. Sounds like bliss. I`ll just nip up to Nanaman`s house.

BTW I`m over the limit to drive. That`ll be another slap on the wrist.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# dont forget to go 30 mph over the limit n'all
you'll end up inside a lot quicker than if you burgle nanaman
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# well this is it
there aren`t even severity "scales"!

this government wants money, it wants people off the streets (and this would include socialising), and it wants nodding dogs

(um, did I say this government? - I mean governments in general)

-- shit, turning 28 has made me into an old man in record time
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# i agree
but at the end of the day if you decide to burgle someones house, you obviously feel the need to break the law.
If your theiving shit of a mate gets killed and you get wounded while having broken into someones house, then you shouldnt be allowed to use the law to sue the homeowner for crippling you.
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# oh no, they shouldn't be allowed to do that.
i agree there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Supes
I would totally agree with you if there was a justice system in this country - but the fact is that there isn`t!

I don`t know why I bothered with education and a job. I could be raking it in robbing, mugging, and selling drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# at least you'd be
protected by the law and would be allowed to sue the people you'd just burgled and frightened the shit out of.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# can`t argue
with that - I just hope and pray this country doesn`t turn out like America!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Yes, but he shouldn't
have been breaking into an old man's house should he. We've been burgled twice here, and the next fucker is going to get it in the neck.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# people shouldn't speed either
i vote for cruise misiles to be launched at any car that goes through a speed trap.
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# No
There's a difference between driving a bit fast and deliberaetly victimising an innocent old man with vicious intent.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)
# bring back execution?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)
# too fucking right...
what if that fucker who attacked you decides to sue you for damaging his fists?

feed them to the polar bears at the zoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# My father working in a prison
and hearing all sort of stories, you'd be surprised just how close to the truth that is.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# i don't bear him any resentment
he's just a fucked-up kid who got too old without growing up. wouldn't want him dead
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)
# THINK OF THE POLAR BEARS!
will some on please think about the polar bears!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Yep, me
too.

Though there's a difference between speeding and breaking into someone's home, until you kill someone whilst speeding.

isn't this getting a leetle deep for this place?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# cyclists who go through red traffic lights too
*pedal pedal pedalWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHH*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# kill the
fuckers! And kill anyone who farts in public. Bastards. Kill everyone - ever! Maaaaaargh!

HULK NOT HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# kill people who don't stand on the right of the escalators!
kill the people who drop litter!
kill all drug users!
kill tax evaders!

kill them all! kill everyone on the planet!
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# yep! Then
we can start again, and.....oh...
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# exactly.
one less fucking scumbag in the world. You suspend all your human rights when you kick someones fuckign door in with the intent of robbing them blind. little cunt got what he was asking for if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# as I always say...
"ah well, it's not as if we lost a cure for cancer"
/politically incorrect (but fuck it)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# "kick someone's fucking door in"?
you haven't got the slightest clue what you're talking about.
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)
# i wouldn't wish death on anyone though
not even a pikey :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# but
you`re the hippy-est person ever invented!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# i ate
many many crisps tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# good answer.
lo you! not seen you about here for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# hello
:)
No ive been not here very much late.
I cant be bothered to make that make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)
# fair enough.
going to edinb3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# i
am.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Bovine will be proud.
Good evening!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# i bought
7 packets of BIG EAT walkers. Although 6 were for Alfie.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# buy more.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# so will supermoore
(martian, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# buy more!
when you getting to edinburgh again? are you coming up with the supermoore contingent or the justhere contingent?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# neither!
I'm flying up alone! I have to work Saturday so i shall be arriving in the pub at around 10 i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# wargh!
i'm leaving sunday, so i'll only see you the one eve!

woo to flying up though! it's a lovely journey :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# :(
probably won't be so lovely - i'm flying Easyjet..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)
# it's a beautiful view though
even at night. the streetlamps weave a golden cobweb over the cities and towns, and the sea is a black carpet along the coast
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)
# I'm flying
British Airways! I doubt it'll be much nicer. They might chuck some food at me though.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)
# what
flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)
# ready salted
initially. Then we moved on to cheese and onion and salt and vinegar.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# don't eat walkers...
but my love crisps more than chocolate!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# there's good meat on a member of the ramblers association
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# *snort*
dat made me laff! mmm have a gnaw!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# words
of wisdom.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# *calps*
I've spent an hour trying to explain that to someone today.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# yeah
mint
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# in
john inman's words, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# yay!
that picture is such an obvious shopping opportunity!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# don't cross the lines!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# i watched half of that the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# they had it on
in a club i was in. with subtitles.
so i spent most of my time there watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# I told him he'd get a static buildup
with a cheapo nylon suit.

nice one :)
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# gah
see what you`ve started!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)
# THE LAST WORD
if you can't fight with your own hands, you are not a real man.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)
# hehe
snuck in at the bottom!

I`d glady go out with in my socks and underpants.

(um in relation to the circumstances above - I`m not a pervo - honest)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# i still get the last word
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# no
word
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# w
ord?

8-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)