Just to balance this thread out a bit.
I'm in a very happy and stable relationship and having fantastic sex on a regular basis.
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Baz Fuck off,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:16,
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I have a circus mirror.
It makes my cock look like it's 3 foot long.
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Baz Fuck off,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:18,
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