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# fuck shit upi fight shit snad fucking kill you all
i ts fuckign obvioud m msde to hb en m y fuciking one for the frst of my life...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# your mouth is full of cotton wool
try again
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Why would you
be shagged?
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# it's the sound black holes make
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Oh
Right you are.

I've never been, what are they like? Are there facilities for the kids?
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# he's actually biting the pillow...
shhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
#
don't wake him up...
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# tom
now you're completely incoherent
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# A crime
we've all been guilty of in the past.

Some on the board, some in person...
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# inforgovbel
isny ir
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# shouldn't be
honestly
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# cuinmts
ythre lkot pof trhjemn
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# anywheer
yuo assed a fit burdd
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# The times i've uttered that
and been so very, very wrong...


*shudder*


On a completely un-related note, were there anymore photos from L33ds?

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Yes
the camera finally relinquished them. I'll sort them out soon, maybe at the weekend, but I'm like totally busy 'til then.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# No worries.
Any chance me and Moore could vet em?
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# But at least your keboard
is in good working order, and that must be some consolation ;)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# once he gets a fully
woking keyboard he'll be soted.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# or
sautéed......
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# no it's not tom
it;ll be okay some day
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# you can translate?

woo thank fuck for that!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# been reading it
all night so far.
it's easy after a while
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# that and i'm
getting drunk too.
maybe that helps a bit to understand?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# feel like fucking dying

hat wethis fuckin hshti.



why shoulf d i have to cope with thius whtnn everyine else has fucking reetat relationshoisps?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# don't die
tom angry!
tom smash!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# haha
silly
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# i feel like a kebab
but you don't hear me whinging

mmmmmmmmm kebab

Oh, and I'm so very very single, and I'm somewhat happy.

I need a job though, can you give me a job? Anyone?
(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# erm hello!!
not everyone does.
you're not the only one who's alone dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# well it fucking dffelles like it
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# yeah, i'm alone
and i'm reveling in it
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# When you say reveling
you mean wanking, right?
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# revel it!
revel it hard!
(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# double clicking my mouse?
i was clicking whilst i wrote that.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Well you aint
I'm getting messed around by a lass who i thought really liked me. Talk about being treated like shit...

Actually no, don't talk about it...
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# you dont know the fucking half oif it.
im hbeing fucked about nby someohnewith whom im fucking imn love with.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# I just got screwed
not literally, but a guy.
don't want to talk bout it, but it was way wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Soz to hear about that
I do feel we're in danger of becoming one big weeping fest if we're not careful...
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# I wish i could
become a lesbian. wonder if things would be
simpler that way?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Just to balance this thread out a bit.
I'm in a very happy and stable relationship and having fantastic sex on a regular basis.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Mirrors are wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# I have a circus mirror.
It makes my cock look like it's 3 foot long.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# GET A SLEDGEHAMMER!
They're grrrrrrreat.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# I can't see what all the fuss is about
Us guys are great at giving advice to fellow chaps in situations of extreme emotional stress.

Get a chainsaw too, they're a barrel of laughs too...
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# hush
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Hats?
Did you say something about hats?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# where did you get that hat
where did you get that hat?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Erm...
Where Did You Get That Hat
Jas. Rolmaz 1901

Chorus
Where did you get that hat
Where did you get that tile
Isn't it a knobby one
In just the proper style
I should like to have one
Just the same as that
(Where 'ere i go they shout)
"Hello, where did you get that hat?"


Now how I came to get this hat
Is very strange and funny
My uncle died and left to me
His property and money
And when the will it was read out
They told me straight and flat
If I'm to have his money i must also wear his hat

Chorus

When I go to the concert hall
In the concert season
Someone's is sure to shout at me
Without the slightest reason
When I go to the opera hall
To have a jolly spree
There's one or two sopranos
Who are sure to shout at me
"Hello where did you get that hat?"

Chorus

When Mr. And Mrs. Ramsbottom
Had their last garden party
I was amongst the guests,
Who had a welcome true and hearty.
The Prince of Wales was also there,
And my heart jumped with glee,
When someone said the prince
Would like to have a word with me,
"Hello, where did you get that hat?"
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# ahhhhhhh google :)
though really.. isn't it a knobby one in just the proper style eh?

bless the olden days when you could say things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# may I suggest
that you go to bed
and think about it in the morning

besides

icnant reasfd sa fyuclkinhg wkored youi asre dsayimng
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# funny, i undersrtoood thsta, then
.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Arf!

Gookpd poijknt, wsedll opyut!11!11
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# that was
beautiful

and almost welsh
(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# yeah,
we want more lllls and ddds
fukcdsinng fuvfckkifdegnk dfulcinikdcing
aagh its contagioussckinggggt
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# almost welsh!
ROFLETC
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# 'lo Tom
what have I missed then? you alright?
(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# not really
feeling fucking drunl and unloved, but hey, whats fucking new?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# aw
b3ta loves you.
can't help with the drunk bit though (probably just make it worse, actually)
(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)