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# No.
You must learn the secrets for yourself. Only then will you be ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# What
just like I had to learn the secrets of goatse for myself - no-fucking-thank-you!
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Well, it's a bit like that
but you don't have to stretch your mangina quite so far.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)
# How true.
When you are ready we shall see you in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Oooh oooh
Is Arnie President?

Edit: Or is it the adulterators wife?
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)
# If Demolition Man is correct
then yes, yes he was at some point.
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Yes
But if demolition man was correct we'd all be living in a post-apocolyptic neo-utopian society where b3ta'n would live under ground and surface only for food and source images!

(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)
# yes.
yes we are would
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# dont suppose
you fancy sharing this saturdays lottery numbers with us do you?

Edit: I'm promise not to tell anyone thus preventing the wrath of Timecop kicking your ass!
Edit 2: Maybe you ARE Timecop (are you going to arrest me?)
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Personally, I wouldn't bother wasting your money.
There isn't going to be a lottery this Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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running out of messageboard space - titter!
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)