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# The countless hours I spent wishing
his 'Cutting a lady in half' trick would go tragically wrong.

On reflection, I think he'd probably have called the trick 'Attempting to cut my beast of a wife into small bits, thus freeing me and my audience from munting hell'.

But that'd never fit in the Radio Times listings.
(, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)