dickheaddid anyone hear bout this dickhead??
this dick escaped from goulburn gaol a couple years back and decided to play footy while he was out... well the dick asked one of his mates if he knew a good side in the western suburbs of sydney... his mate says yes but the side is full of screws and they are undefeated... the dick thinks to himself that he wants to play for a good side so he goes to training intruduces himself to the coach and the players (noone recognised him as he was from goulburn) and tells the boys that he got out of gaol 2 weeks earlier.. well the boys say to him 'no worry's mate, yourve paid your due's, now lets play footy.. welcome' the dick trains hard all week.. the game on sunday was won yet again and cos he played so well he gets man of the match... well in this team you get man of the match you drink free at the club that night... well here is where dick becomes a dick... while he is pissed he tells the boys he escaped from goulburn 2 weeks previously... the boys check it out the next day and low and behold HE DID!! well didnt he have a surprise waiting for him on tuesday at training... then on thursday the boys go to work open a cell door and guess who is there??? the dick!!! now for those starting to feel sorry for this dick let me tell you what he was in for!! nothing less than RAPE!! stuff him he deserves it the DICK!!!
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Thu 24 Jan 2002, 7:24,
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this dick escaped from goulburn gaol a couple years back and decided to play footy while he was out... well the dick asked one of his mates if he knew a good side in the western suburbs of sydney... his mate says yes but the side is full of screws and they are undefeated... the dick thinks to himself that he wants to play for a good side so he goes to training intruduces himself to the coach and the players (noone recognised him as he was from goulburn) and tells the boys that he got out of gaol 2 weeks earlier.. well the boys say to him 'no worry's mate, yourve paid your due's, now lets play footy.. welcome' the dick trains hard all week.. the game on sunday was won yet again and cos he played so well he gets man of the match... well in this team you get man of the match you drink free at the club that night... well here is where dick becomes a dick... while he is pissed he tells the boys he escaped from goulburn 2 weeks previously... the boys check it out the next day and low and behold HE DID!! well didnt he have a surprise waiting for him on tuesday at training... then on thursday the boys go to work open a cell door and guess who is there??? the dick!!! now for those starting to feel sorry for this dick let me tell you what he was in for!! nothing less than RAPE!! stuff him he deserves it the DICK!!!
I gave this a thorough thrashing in Babel Fish"To say - this thick time out too escapes years goulburn has it there and to decide to play footy to count if in... well without that this thick its business partner in means to require an SI on the part of in Westsydney suburb to know... its business partner to say and undefeated... this thick to think of want but on the one hand fully screw to approve of in order on the other hand for it for bon to play so intruduces form and players train (uninhabited it if goulburn) and boy it 2 week early. The good boy at him has said "... gaol by Ausgangen of the business partner, yourve payment wins their, leaves now ootyspiel.. Good receipt ' at the difficult course of thick all weeks in Sunday made. The competition so the plays still with cos it won person receives to it this competition... is in this team receives very well to you this competition person it drinks persistent on this night club pits... of bon controls for this thick from thick..., when the place was it urinate that it says beforehand the escape to it goulburn, from 2 boys of weeks... it and behold it makes in, without counting that the following day and the low boy! It has, which eudididnt in Tuesday in the good it expected surprisedly for travaill the door of opening cells at the education boy... then, and the assumption is there? This thick! The beginning maintained, so that this last you feels, to what the regret me for this thick lets say that he is, is! fewer record violation! Filling of its that he earns his THICK!"
That has gave me a monster sore head
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Thu 24 Jan 2002, 7:47,
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That has gave me a monster sore head
it didn'tmake any sense before it was put through babel fish
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pete,
Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:20,
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