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# I wasn't about
to get a smack in the chops.
Do you feel like a naughty school kid?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 18 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Nah
I've been given permission to carry on my illicit behaviour as he's working from home for the first time and is being tested to see that he can do so productively.
Having said that, he may well be lurking and gnashing his flumpy bits at the pair of us...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 18 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Are you sure
he's not testing you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 18 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Possibly
but he did say it was OK. I'm not good at being challeneged on things like that.
In other news
Some bloke started chatting to me and my friend in the pub yesterday. He thought I looked like
a) I was from Eastbourne
b) a policewoman
c) I'd spent a lot of money on highlighting my hair
d) the scar on my face was from a fight
Boy, was he on the ball!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 18 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)
# You mean
none of that's true?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 18 Aug 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Of course it is
But I'm supposed to be undercover. I thought my disguise was better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 18 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# We saw
right through you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 18 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Must be those transparent skirts
I was wearing - like those ones from Japan
www.snopes.com/photos/skirts.asp
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 18 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)