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# I'm watching The Fly
for the first time.
I was expecting it to be a bit freakier.
Haven't seen the end yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:14, archived)
# the arm wrestling bit
is great
(vork and burlap, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:15, archived)
# the remake I assume
the original is hardly freaky in any manner whatso ever
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:16, archived)
# Yeah, the remake
Seen The Fly 2 though, twice, fuck knows why I bothered watching it a second time.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:16, archived)
# hehe
that is truely shit

I quite like the first one (first remake that is)

I quite like the original too - but I like a lot of shit
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:18, archived)
# Heeeeeelp meeeeee
Heeeelp meeeeee

Don't let it get meeeeee

nooooooooo

noooooooooooooooo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:20, archived)
# You like a lot of shit?
You're talking to teh person who thought Hudson Hawk was alright.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:23, archived)
# would you rather wish on star
etc...

yeah I'm sorry to say you're not alone on that one
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:24, archived)
# The only bit I can ever remember
is the dog trying to catch a tennis ball from that automatic ball launcher thing.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:26, archived)
# I rememebr them timing the heists to the songs
stealing leonardo's hangglider/planey thing and the Amiga game
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:28, archived)
# Oh
and the nasty people who name themselves after choclate and stuff.
And i'm sure there's a bit with him going down a motorway/"freeway" on a bed.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:30, archived)
# It sounds
bizzare!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:32, archived)
# I was definatly better than the matrix
reloaded

but that was a festering bag of shite
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:32, archived)
# The bit I liked about reloaded
was the bit where he was talking to The Architect, it was about the only bit of plot development in the whole film.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:34, archived)
# It just lost the excitement of the first one
because story and acting wasnt really the high spot in the first either. Bag o shite can't deicde if it was better or worse than the star wars prequals - it's a close run thing
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:37, archived)
# It certainly
is.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:33, archived)
# I aint seen Hudson Hawk
Bruce Willis aint it?

Is it worth a viewing then?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:25, archived)
# depends how much shit
you'll hapily watching thinking its alright - for example I enjoyed Judge Dredd this means that Hudson Hawk was quite alright
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:27, archived)
# I'd watch it again.
But it's generally considered a terrible film.
It has Andie MacDowell as nun.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:28, archived)
# Andie MacDowell as nun!
Worth a view just for that I would have thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:30, archived)
# Oooo
it's the end bit now, and all his last bits of humaness have started falling off, that's pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:19, archived)
# He's been spliced with the telepod then.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:21, archived)
# Head just got
blown off.

Aaaaaaand fade to black
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:22, archived)
# Its all a beautiful story about
love

but with flies
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:23, archived)
# And
blowing the head off a maggot creating gene spliced fly-human thing.
Edit: It must be finished now.... what's the virdict ninja?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:24, archived)
# I liked it.
Good filum.
I fail to see how they got from that to the pile of festering turd that the sequel was.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:29, archived)
# My sentiments
exactly.

Fly 2 is so shit aint it? Having said that, I always thought the effects when that guy's head get squished under the lift was quite impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:31, archived)
# I remember
the monged up man who came out of the telepod at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:33, archived)
# Mr Bartok
I can hear his slurps now.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 4:49, archived)