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hahaha

:) that could well be. He's a lovely lovely person in a very cuntish way. I now understand the whole 'let's call supermoore names' campaign :)

I knew who you were.

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)

it all depends on how much he's drunk.

I tell you though, i havent laughed like that at a drunk since I was 14 years old....That goes down in history as one of the most memorable weekends of my life, largely due to him.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:01, archived)

hahaha

the night he wouldn't go to bed was great :)

him: "I'm going to smoke a bowl"
me: "Do you have anything to smoke?"
him: "That's a very good point."

And I know it doesn't sound very funny, but with the added hand gestures....

hahaha :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)

i liked:

"Tom, gimme fags"

"I dont have any fags"

"yeah, I know, but give me some fags"

"I just told you mate, i dont have any fags"

"yeah, but i need some fags"

"well I havent got any"

"ok then"

"Tom, you got any smokes?"

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)

yep :)

And coming downstairs and trying to go "out" into the living room to smoke his nonexistant cigarettes.

About 5 times

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)

"Im not sleeping there. Im sorry, I REFUSE to sleep in the fucking bathroom"

"thats the kitchen mate..."

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)

hahahahahaha

that was the best bit I think :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)

yeah.

that, and him waking me up the next morning goin "alright cunt" with a big grin on his face, completely unaware of the previous nights events.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)

hahahaha

I missed that bit (obviously) :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)