
i'm having a sort of inverse lunchbreak. i'll be asleep again at 5:50 (when i get on the train to london)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:44,
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:)
does that mean it's time that's only half imaginary?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:45,
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does that mean it's time that's only half imaginary?

thus halting all nonessential academic and professional activities for an indeterminate quantity of time
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:56,
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but then again, I've met you...
it's hilarious though :)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:52,
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it's hilarious though :)

and if you gave the guy a haircut, it wouldnt be that far off me anyway....
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:53,
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I think I had figured out what a mullet was by the time I started talking to you.
I can't guarantee it though.
www.ratemymullet.com/
I know this is glasscock...
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:55,
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I can't guarantee it though.
www.ratemymullet.com/
I know this is glasscock...

and no-one knew who I was, cos they were all expecting some 40 year old guy with a beard and a mullet....
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:55,
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besides, you were with moore...
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:56,
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a few people knew me. some of the regs that i talked to a lot, like rev dan and wildheart. and i think the fact that I was with moore meant people were giving me a wide berth....
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:58,
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:) that could well be. He's a lovely lovely person in a very cuntish way. I now understand the whole 'let's call supermoore names' campaign :)
I knew who you were.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:59,
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I knew who you were.

I tell you though, i havent laughed like that at a drunk since I was 14 years old....That goes down in history as one of the most memorable weekends of my life, largely due to him.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:01,
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the night he wouldn't go to bed was great :)
him: "I'm going to smoke a bowl"
me: "Do you have anything to smoke?"
him: "That's a very good point."
And I know it doesn't sound very funny, but with the added hand gestures....
hahaha :)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:02,
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him: "I'm going to smoke a bowl"
me: "Do you have anything to smoke?"
him: "That's a very good point."
And I know it doesn't sound very funny, but with the added hand gestures....
hahaha :)

"Tom, gimme fags"
"I dont have any fags"
"yeah, I know, but give me some fags"
"I just told you mate, i dont have any fags"
"yeah, but i need some fags"
"well I havent got any"
"ok then"
"Tom, you got any smokes?"
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:04,
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"I dont have any fags"
"yeah, I know, but give me some fags"
"I just told you mate, i dont have any fags"
"yeah, but i need some fags"
"well I havent got any"
"ok then"
"Tom, you got any smokes?"

And coming downstairs and trying to go "out" into the living room to smoke his nonexistant cigarettes.
About 5 times
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:06,
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About 5 times

"thats the kitchen mate..."

that, and him waking me up the next morning goin "alright cunt" with a big grin on his face, completely unaware of the previous nights events.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:11,
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