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because if you dont

he'll pop a cap in yo ass
and its my mates 18th in a week on Thursday and I've still to buy her something
and i fancy her
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# buy her some skimpy underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:34, archived)
# that's no way
to win over the judge of the competition
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# i know how to win her over,
by buying her jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)
# yeah
but I don't believe you will

you have to do one of the 3 things though, so if you don't end up coming to see your girlfriend, you either have to have sex with stouffer or send me jaffa cakes, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# I'm too far away
it'd cost you more to get close enough to hurt me than just a fiver
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)