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# to light things up...
this is a short joke a friend told me last week:
'A boy is walking his dog (a little mongrel) down the road when he meets a skinhead with a pitbull. The pitbull attacks the mongrel and kills him. As the boy starts to cry, the skinhead says: 'good dog, I've spent 1000 pounds to train him to kill'.
The following week the kid is walking another mongrel down the road and he meets the same skinhead. The mongrel attacks the pitbull and kills him. As the skinhead starts to cry, the boy says: 'You pathethic loser. My dad has spent 2000 pounds: 1000 for the disguise and 1000 for the crocodile.'
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 17:21, archived)
# i quite enjoyed that.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 17:24, archived)