No,
I think he's suggesting he had an overlarge Pork Sword.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:08,
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either that, or the gist could have been
that he had a gargantuan luncheon meat truncheon.
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Jackie Treehorn,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:10,
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