Shave half his hair off his head
And draw swirly patterns in the stubble
For extra marks, make sure that first person to see him in the morning is mom/gf while he still has no idea.
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DonnChadh,
Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:51,
archived)
Ah well
that scuppers that plan then
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DonnChadh,
Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:05,
archived)