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# 'can you think of anything else a bloke needs for a perfect day?'
a blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# see "and things"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# ok got it
"Cute chicks that will generally hang about and give you beer and meat and things."
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Well,
I thought of that..

But if ye've already got a mrs then this is not a good idea (she'd find out. Dont ask me how, but she would. Women are telepathic you know. That's like VHS or something)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# god help us when they finally invent DVD
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# *scared*
women know everything.

Even when you're innocent, they know.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# women just have a sense of when youve been doing something you shouldnt have.
my mum could always just instinctively know when i was pissed off my head. Id be stood outside, innocently trying to put the key in the letter box and crying and smelling of kebab, and she'd KNOW I was pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)