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# This isn't actually a threadwaste (well, it is)
but I've been wondering about a business oppertunity..

Did you know that there are these health spa things all over the place that women go to to have facials(?) and other things and generally loll about?

Did you know that these places are raking it in?

So. My idea is that we set up a 'spa' (HAHA) for blokes. When you walk in, instead of getting a towel and a glass of champagne, you're given a playstation and a pint.

Instead of the healthy lunch you're given a kebab or something.

Other features of this 'day out' will include.
TV with sports.
Cute chicks that will generally hang about and give you beer and meat and things.
Xbox.
Shooting things.
Exploding things.
Breaking things.
Hitting things.
Cute chicks with beer and meat.

Can you think of anything else that blokes would need for their 'perfect day'?

We could earn so much money that our trousers would explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# fast cars
really fast cars
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# One of the Carver things
or lots of them, those crazy dutch leany over trike things.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# If there's exploding trousers
I'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# classical music and french pastries
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# fuckin great idea.
"blokespa"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# "can you think of anything else a bloke needs for a perfect day?"
a blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# see "and things"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# ok got it
"Cute chicks that will generally hang about and give you beer and meat and things."
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Well,
I thought of that..

But if ye've already got a mrs then this is not a good idea (she'd find out. Dont ask me how, but she would. Women are telepathic you know. That's like VHS or something)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# god help us when they finally invent DVD
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# *scared*
women know everything.

Even when you're innocent, they know.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# women just have a sense of when youve been doing something you shouldnt have.
my mum could always just instinctively know when i was pissed off my head. Id be stood outside, innocently trying to put the key in the letter box and crying and smelling of kebab, and she'd KNOW I was pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Swizzles Matlow
fizzy lollies

(i'm a man of simple tastes)

edit: and scalectrix
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# a plan
sir
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Sounds a lot like
those stag weekends they advertise in the back of magazines like loaded. Could be a new approach to the idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# porn movies without a plot!
or speech! or text!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# I seem to remember someone doing something like this with a stately home
although this one sounds a lot better.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# nahy, fuck the stately home idea..
Got to be on a racetrack or something..

Possibly on runway 15 at Heathrow (we could throw rocks at the planes - first person to kill 300 people wins the blokespa gift set)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# blow jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# already had it
what about golf? forget i said that
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Paintball?
Giving women facials? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# I want a glamourous assistant
Like a magician has, only she's there to fetch me beer and wash my feet and stuff. And she does it with style.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# For her next trick
Does she make her clothes disapear, X Ray board style?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Burger-making sessions
using this: www.trop-impressions.com/blenderblaster-details-fx.asp
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Powerblender
I want one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# im beginning to see why it hasnt been done already....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Why?
Are you a black disabled lesbian (like God)?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# err.
maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)