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# An ex's mate from uni
reckoned that the reason you never see a baby pidgeon is because all pidgeons are secretly cctv camera carrying robots as a part of big brother keeping track of it's populace.

She was adamant about it...
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)
# hmm
you should have told her to dismantle one then. That would prove her point if it were just all robotics.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# Now there's
a very good point...
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# why do i get the feeling that said friend was part of reason for ex becoming ex?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# exes are
fucking weird

FACT
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# lo dood.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Agreed.
And seconded.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# yes
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)
# the fact that i got
female acknowledgement from that FACT makes me even more determined about the FACT's authenticity

thank you :)
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)
# women speak the truth.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# PMGT
speaks the truth
100% FACT
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)
# You, my good man,
are clearly a liar much like those who carry two X chromosomes.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# oooh
fight! fight!
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# I'm a lover
not a fighter
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
# you've been listening
to G&S haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# And G&S
are who exactly?
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
# Giovanni and Sebastian
just sounds like something they'd say.

linky coming up

edit: click quick, it's on angelfire, so limited bandwidth

www.angelfire.com/celeb2/nancy/02_-_Giovanni_and_Sebastian_Dancing_With_Mr_T.mp3%3Cbr%3E
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# On its way
cheers petal.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# YOU FUCKING DWARF.
That's who.
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# well, I highly doubt those women were lying when they said "I want you to stop following me"
or "no thank you, i dont want to see your penis."
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# I can't argue
with that
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# Your
honour
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# I'd even go as far
as to say it's ready for it's percentage rating.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# I only have one truely weird one
so I don't think it's universal
my other ex is actually a nice guy, go figure
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# one of my exes
went clinically mental not long after i left her

my last ex now specialises in nude self portrait photography

i really wish both of them had taken these things up before i left them*

*before they hated me
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)
# Will I have seen
any of her chuff work?
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# actually, you may have
remember they used to have (until a few months ago) a lod of photos of bands on the far wall in the roadhouse? she took all them ... before she went mental
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Well i remember the photos
and she took the lot?
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# she did
her site

i'm on there somewhere, but i'm not saying where
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Here?
www.straightface.co.uk/portraits/02.htm
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# nope
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)
# Ah jeez...
I think there's one of her and a cucumber...

She's a bit arty ain't she?
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)
# yep, that's her
told you she was mental
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:52, archived)
# yes,


here
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# are you never going
to get tired of that?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# never ever.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)
# Actually no
her mate was actually more fun to be around, that was partly why she's now an ex.

EDIT Ok, real reason she's an ex is because she felt that we as a couple were going nowhere and that she was wasting her life with me. I was fed up of her shit. End of story.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# bosh. the truth is outed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# i resent that remark.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)