
I have one that says to keep children and pets off the grass..
that's the real reason it's so green
you really shouldn't touch the river though. The Mississippi is famous for being dirty. And mark twain (the river, though maybe the dirtiness too)
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that's the real reason it's so green
you really shouldn't touch the river though. The Mississippi is famous for being dirty. And mark twain (the river, though maybe the dirtiness too)

is still floating about in there somewhere
which is a bummer
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which is a bummer

dickybird is great though. There were 3 murders there last year, all drug related. and just recently, a friend of a friend was attacked by three guys, two carrying machetes, one with a chainsaw, and hes now in a critical condition in hospital having just had two of his limbs sewn back on. I love this fucking place.
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I don't think I'm going to come visit you, if that's ok
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also, this week, a guy my drummer went to school with has been arrested for stabbing a 22 year old to death with a screwdriver.
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I should find some pictures from up dickybird, the area juuuuuust next to where I live. charming little place that.
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I don't live in the best part of the city, but it isn't the worst part, either
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i've never heard of "toxic algae".
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that's why you can't go swimming off the east coast sometimes
100% of FACT!
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100% of FACT!

("We open our show with a panoramic view of King Arthur's Seat in glorious technicolour" --Round the Horne)
The lump at the bottom is the cannon I was sitting on to take it.
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The lump at the bottom is the cannon I was sitting on to take it.