Throw it a biscuit!
Trick it into eating its own head.
(
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:48,
archived)
or make it do
that cute tail chasing thing
that puppies do.
(
Captain Slasher,
Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:53,
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