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that's a wonderful idea Dawn

I may slice my thingy down the side, and insert some small ball bearings in the wound

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)

I think you should have someone hold you down.

I mean, you're such a pussy with pain and all, you might just scratch it or put pen on it to make us think you'd been self-harming.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

damn you've seen through my fake self harm

scheme, I just wanted to fit in with the cool kids, who like to stick metal through themselves.
Oh the shame

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

I don't like this any more than you do.

Perhaps I can give your life new meaning with an asymmetrical bob and flags of all nations banjee nails?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)

my hair is unkempt

and out of control, I could do with a consultation, then cut

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)

I know.

I'll just do a tea leaf reading for you. Ms Ajeleli has finished her cup now....

Well, don't put your beige headscarf in the tumble-dryer, and don't crash through a grocer's window if you don't want damaged kidneys from all the tinned fruit.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)