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# do you know how to stop birds shitting on your car?




A: Don't go out with them
(, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Arf!
That's just the tonic I need to block out the travesty of a very poor Italian lounge band banging out some of the worst cover tunes ever.

The highlights include:

She Bangs - Ricky Martin
YMCA - Village People
I feel good - James Brown
Your the one that i want - Grease
Sex Bomb - Tom 'parasite on the youth of todays music' Jones

Help me...
(, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# you've got a band in your lounge
coooooooooolll
(, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Well no
not exactly.

They're upstairs in the hotel bar but their music seems to be infecting every corner of this hotel and there's nowhere safe...
(, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# that doesnt beat the guy we saw with the acoustic guitar in whistlepinkies (?)
who was doing innappropriate cover songs...
(, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# vening
Tom

was that the place I couldn't get into
(, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)