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Alfie Bostock

contact me via thingsanthat [at] thewildsite dot co dot uk

homepage: out of current order

I am a northern b3tan.

I actually made the popular page
My reply


Blank post sunday

Just harry messing about

and again

poor david 'david crawford' boon

I mentioned the popular page

I upset the board
Bombay tv

I like The Wildhearts and Plan A

I have eleven tattoos, as well as piercings in my nose and one in my eyebrow

I have a these tattoos

'Genuine Star' - Jef Streatfield

'big bag of great' - Supermoore

'dude you fucking rule' - PMGT

'You are both marvellous' - Oxford comma of doom

'You're my hero' - the interweb is a waste of time (see tattoo)

Your real name anagrams to "Stick-on Bosom" - Mr Sheep

Scary looking lovable cunt - Fassit

You utter cunt - Mr Horrible

You madcap geordie genius - Wynoh

He's ten kinds of awesome - Blue Star

He's a real top bloke, I like him. - 90Nz0

I'll have you know that Wildheart Baby is a geordie king amongst men! - Folds Five

by Oxford comma of doom

Allergic to Curry did me a rhyme.

Hello Baby!
Baby Baby!
Baby Baby Baby Baby!
How's you (all)? ;o)

Maffers did me an image

Purple is not a crime

by Fassit, he's really ace y'know

Caewan did a poem that included me

I'm this nutso

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

How to make a Wildheart Baby


3 parts jealousy

3 parts ambition

5 parts energy
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum!

I Own Number8910MillionNumbers.com

Tbl made a staying up till 2am star


Profile for Wildheart Baby

Recent front page messages:

hummus decended

better quality

edit: thank you magic donkey :0
saw it this time woo
(Wed 23rd Apr 2003, 20:28, More)

wished he'd gone for shiny gold ring instead of the nice red one

Click the red pill

double bandwagonage 'ere'

*grins shamelessly*
(Tue 11th Feb 2003, 1:55, More)

butterfly rodeo

blinky realised that joining a rodeo might be less fun than first thought
(Mon 13th Jan 2003, 2:42, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Mobile phone disasters

I once sent a picture of my cock to my mother.
My face was ever so red, I apologised and sent her a picture of my bumhole.
(Fri 31st Jul 2009, 21:51, More)

» Mistaken Identity

For some reason, kids would keep sking me if I was 'The big show'
Which was quite odd, since I'm about as foot shorter than the man, I did have a very close resemblence to said fellow.

I now have a look of bill bailey, or so people sem to think.

(Fri 1st Jun 2007, 0:59, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

trapped cock
when I was about nine, I went to the toilets of my school and whilst not being too careful, I managed to catch my cock in the zip of my pants

now this wouldn't have been as bad but it was still completely out of my pants whilst I was zipping up, so I had to sit outside of the headmistress's office with my cock hanging out of my pants whilst everyone walked past laughing

the headmistress managed to free me quite easily so it saved a trip to a & e, thankfully

imagine that on your a & e, record, trapped cock
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 21:35, More)

» Body Mods

as my profile says
I have ten tattoos and several piercings.

Yes I have Domo Kun tattooed on my right forearm and I also have Sunshine Elephant's cartoon version of the is it real picture tattooed on my inner left elbow.

Having your inner elbow tattooed, is mighty painful and also makes your side tingle, due to your arms developing from your sides whilst in the womb.

The only problem I have is the need to cover them whilst at work.
(Sat 2nd Dec 2006, 3:26, More)

» Shit Stories

years ago I fed my dog
some blue mouth sweets, the lovely ones that turn you mouth bright blue

my dad asked me what I had been feeding the dog I told him about the sweets

he told me not to do it again as it had turned the dogs shit bright green
(Thu 6th May 2004, 13:23, More)
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