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# fair to
middling

yourself?
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:16, archived)
# Good to Soft
for me
(wizbits_armpit, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)
# well pretty good
i have an interview on monday
..and a voicemale to ring my sponsor..uh oh

in other news:
last night:
i'd been drinking cider and was having a nice game of QuakeArena with a couple of mates.
I keep a couple of slots open on the server for others to drop by and, well basically, kill us.
A player entered by the name of the Ninja_slayer and he turned out to be very very very shit.
At first he flooded the game with random key presses as messages. Then just started saying how great he was (normally while being killed)
I was playing as Moshchops:

Ninja_Slayer: I am da best
Moshchops: then why do you keep dying?
Ninja_Slayer: fuck you
Moshcops: fair enough.
Ninja_Slayer: I'll fucking slay you.
Ninja_Slayer: you are all gay
Ninja_Slayer: you want to fuck each other
Moshchops: easy tiger
Ninja_Slayer: fuck you
Moshchops: don't make me kick you
Ninja_Slayer: you can't you're a fuckhead
Moshchops: Do you want me to kick you?
Ninja_Slayer: no, I want you to fuck me in the arse
Ninja_Slayer: go on then. Kick me
Ninja_Slayer: you can't
SERVER: Ninja_Slayer has been kicked

Aaaaaaaaaah, it felt really good. Of course I had been drinking cider.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)
# I want to play half-life online
but I don't have a genuin code thingy...and I need to download so many updates...I'm best off just waiting for the second one...saving up the pennies...and playing that one online...but then my computer will be REALLY shit and slow!

Quake sounds fun too!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)
# don't bother with half life
it's too much like hard work... what you want is Soldier of Fortune... it's much more straight forward and fun
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)
# I play sof
keep an eye out for Moshyland...the pasword is normally monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:27, archived)
# < k we
will
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)
# cool!
Okay, I'll keep me eye open
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)
# Does anyone have
a *cough*"GENUIN"*cough* copy of the game they'd like to zip up and send me?...

I'd love to have a crack at the old t'internet gamery at some point:)









I realise this is stupid asking people to do this on a public message board so email addy in profile;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# NEVER!
Half-life is the game of kings!

Best played over LAN with about 8 others while listening to Raging Speedhorn!...you get so aggresive and just want to 
KILL KILL KILL
and after about 15 minutes everyone has tunnel vision and are hyper venterlating and can't do any work afterwards

please spell check for me
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)
# < but shirley! you mean
Strapping Young Lad instead of Raging Speedhorn
:)

or perhaps some Entombed would go nice with it
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)
# Nope
Raging Speedhorn was fine:)...I'm not too much into the heavy stuff myself. I'm more of a ska boy/punk ass emo bitch!

But do listen to Raging Speedhorn, MSG, System Of A Down, Boy Sets Fire as the more "heavy" type of stuff
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)
# Aahhhh System
deedle deep deedle doop!

Possibly the finest band of the last 10 years
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:40, archived)
# they fucking rocked
at Leeds Fest! One of the highlight of my festival!

Besides seeing a half naked man sing "Gay Bar, Gay Bar, Gay Bar" on a big screen! and Finaly seeing Blink 182!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)
# Well, I've tried to play Counter Strike online
...and so far I haven't been able to access a single game.
It's ok across a LAN, but trying to go online is just far too frustrating
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:39, archived)
# < or getting
Counter Strike: condition zero when that gets out
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:27, archived)
# i've heard
it's actually shite

only good for the bots - which you can get with the next release of counter strike anyway
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# hahahahahah
I bet that felt so good... well done.
And cider only sharpens the mind... don't listen to those ney-sayers!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)
# < What else is there
apart from cider?
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)
# Ninja_slayer
is obviously so l33t
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)