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# Get a lightweight kilt...
...much cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:11, archived)
# I know a chap
who wore a kilt every day for the first two weeks of the 1998 World Cup and it caused him so many, eh, problems that - when he got back -he had to be circumsized.

At this juncture, I'd like to point out that I wasn't at France '98.
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Excuse me...
...I am going off to think about the physical implications of what you just said.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# couldn't he just
wear underpants?

I know you aren't supposed to, but given those options...
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# and miss out
on a septic cock?
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)