You could be a vampire pirate called
Nosferyarrrrrrtu. How about that? It's a good compromise. Except it needs some Rob in it. Hang on, I'm all grog'd up.
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Baz Fuck off,
Fri 19 Sep 2003, 13:50,
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What a great name.
Sorry, but it's true.
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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Fri 19 Sep 2003, 13:54,
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