Fatty and Skinny
went to bed,
Fatty rolled over,
Skinny was dead.
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mnb098mnb used to be here,
Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:05,
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Went to a party in the county jail
Cut my nads on a rusty nail
When I got home I had such a shock
Only one ball and half a cock,
Let's Rock!
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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?,
Sun 21 Sep 2003, 1:16,
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