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# indeed.
I still laugh my tits off about it every now and again. In fact, every time a bright yellow vehicle goes by, I have to resist the urge to shout 'SPACKER BUS!!' and throw stones at it.


my high school years were fucking great, but for all the wrong reasons.
(, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# We used to have a paper store
where we collected paper for recycling.

One day, the physics teacher's son was caught wanking in there over the all the page threes.

Funny thing was, we all thought he was gay, so in his own way, he dispelled one rumour, but started one much much better one!
(, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 3:23, archived)
# we once caught this guy wanking in cookery class under the desk.
that was quite funny. And then there was the time me n my best mate stole the teachers car keys, but we couldnt find her fuckin car... and then there was the time this guy called Jacko burnt the common room down by setting fire to the curtains, and the time this guy painted all over one of the teachers cars... Great days.
(, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# Best days of our lives
apparently.
(, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# so they say.
although i was pretty fucking miserable then, and I still am, so what the fuck do they know? I'm still waiting for the best days of my life.
(, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
# Ive been waiting 25 years
and Im still unable to pinpoint a really really good day.

Infact they seem to be getting steadily worse.

Ah fuck it, at least wankings still fun.

*opens kazaa... searches for hot porno action*
(, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)