basicallywhen you have a heart attack, a proven way of reviving yourself without CPR is to rip out the offending organ, attach it and tune it in to radio 4, then wait until you either collapse or the heart gains the quiet, relaxing and informative approach radio 4 offers, and returns to a more peaceful lifestyle inside your bloody open chest cavity.
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