when you're a grandmaand your grandchildren ask you which drawing you like best, you'll say 'I like them both equally very very much, now give grandma a great big hug!'
...whereas I will say 'you're not my offspring! your mother was a whore! get away from me you filthy urchins before I give you a good hiding with this cane! and I hate both of those scribblings equally! did you draw that with your ass? my three year old grandchildren could draw bett- wait... aw hell. nurse! nurse! I shat myself again!'
or something like that.
(...whereas I will say 'you're not my offspring! your mother was a whore! get away from me you filthy urchins before I give you a good hiding with this cane! and I hate both of those scribblings equally! did you draw that with your ass? my three year old grandchildren could draw bett- wait... aw hell. nurse! nurse! I shat myself again!'
or something like that.
zog why change it now?,
Thu 25 Sep 2003, 2:20,
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