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# I love that film.
Especially when the dogs go funny.

I'd like to have a Thing as a pet.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I didn't find the dogs very funny!
*wets pants at the memory*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)
# It was HILARIOUS!
What's WRONG with you?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:56, archived)
# How...
do you know your pet isn't the thing already ? Hmmmm
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Well...
...because we did a test on Debbie. We stuck a nail through her head. She died, proving she WASN'T the Thing. A Thing would have simply shrugged off the nail and would have tried to absorb me.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)