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i have plenty of hot sex

thankyou very much

(teh_3ntropy: Yarr!!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)

I bet you don't.

Not that you'd ever admit it.

I have lots of unattractive sex with Derek at the moment. He likes it when I do what he refers to as a "Double Barrel".

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)

You mean ...

... you talk like Mr Chumley-Wormer?

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)

No.

I fart from my front and back bottoms at the same time.

In his face.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)

That's what I said

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)

with

anyone else pressent?

(Zed Smith, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)