The definition of celebrity at the minute seems to be
anyone vaguely recognisable who can be used to take up column space in a newspaper gossip section.
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goat thinks you're shit,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:24,
archived)
Then my chips
were celebrities the other night.
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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:28,
archived)