Same blokeGoes into a different pub. This time he hears another voice going 'that shirt is crap. Your wife's ugly, but I've still had her, and I think you're a twat.' Shocked again, ne asks the barman who says, 'oh don't worry about that. It's the cigarette machine. It's out of order.'
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