I'm big boned, one of the largest being my arse. :-P
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:28,
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A woman who worked here claimed she was fat because of a "gland problem". Obviously it was her glands that made her stuff her face with crisps and chocolate the whole time...
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:30,
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