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# awww!
have a Christmas pudding (early)!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# what the fuck for?
santa doesn't exist and it's got alcohol in it so i'll have to wait 13 years before i can eat it, and by that time it will have gone off...so there's no point.

but thankyou
(slice, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)
# does
Christmas pudding go off or is it like wedding cake and last for fucking years?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# why haven't you eaten
the wedding cake yet?
(slice, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# all
gone now yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# ah!
but how long ago was the wedding?
and how did you know it hadn't gone off?
(slice, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# well
it was years after and it tasted nice and I didn't die

*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 19:04, archived)
# so...
is THIS your note to Santa then?


(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# vaguely
you missed the arsenic-laced ink
(slice, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# huh huh huh
you said "arse"

(sort of)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# oh yeah
so i did

(sort of)
(slice, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Ohhh...
and did you leave your poisoned cookies?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# no
that would be fruitless
(slice, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# excellent
pic there!

`specially the stink lines!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Oh why thank you :D
Santa scares me...

BIG time.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)