Before I became a rather accomplished cook,I was living in Nottingham and was anorexic at the time.
I invited my boyfriend round for Spaghetti Bolognase and cooked up this sumptous meal, it tasted absolutely wonderful (he said, remember, I wasn't eating nothing).
The next day, he was sick as a dog - puking and crapping all over the place.
Well I didn't know you were supposed to defrost the mince before cooking it! Jeez!
Of course, I was fine, I hadn't had any but he had nasty food poisoning!
(I invited my boyfriend round for Spaghetti Bolognase and cooked up this sumptous meal, it tasted absolutely wonderful (he said, remember, I wasn't eating nothing).
The next day, he was sick as a dog - puking and crapping all over the place.
Well I didn't know you were supposed to defrost the mince before cooking it! Jeez!
Of course, I was fine, I hadn't had any but he had nasty food poisoning!
Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Wed 8 Oct 2003, 19:16,
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kinda the same as aboveI was living in digs at college and over the holidays the rooms were rented out to foreign students doing the english courses at the college.
We had an oriental chap who, and I'm not trying to be racist (really), but he had obviously never seen a microwave oven nor how to use it.
After quick instruction from us (dear God how did we not see this coming!!) he began putting stuff in, in the wrapping.
For example, 12 small pork sausages, all of them, in the wrapping. On defrost. He then decided they were good enough to eat and chowed down with mates.
Pizza. Oh yes indeed. Wrapping and all.
Eggs. Yup, boy did that surprise him.
Etc etc. And no, I'm not kidding. We came back after a couple of days being away and helped the poor bloke clean it. Eeeeuuuuwwwww!!!
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Wed 8 Oct 2003, 19:40,
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We had an oriental chap who, and I'm not trying to be racist (really), but he had obviously never seen a microwave oven nor how to use it.
After quick instruction from us (dear God how did we not see this coming!!) he began putting stuff in, in the wrapping.
For example, 12 small pork sausages, all of them, in the wrapping. On defrost. He then decided they were good enough to eat and chowed down with mates.
Pizza. Oh yes indeed. Wrapping and all.
Eggs. Yup, boy did that surprise him.
Etc etc. And no, I'm not kidding. We came back after a couple of days being away and helped the poor bloke clean it. Eeeeuuuuwwwww!!!