Not really food, but still amusing,My boyfriend is American (and as we all know I'm English). I'd just moved in with him, and one night said I was gagging for a cup of tea. He offered to make it for me saying he had some teabags somewhere and he asked how I liked it.
I said 'milk and two sugars, please'.
He brings it over to me, and it looked rather weak and milky, but being polite I decided to take a sip and spat it straight out on the cat*.
He'd made it with rosehip herbal tea. But it was sweet of him. Needless to say, I legged it to the shop and bought some Tetleys.
*the cat ran out of the way.
(I said 'milk and two sugars, please'.
He brings it over to me, and it looked rather weak and milky, but being polite I decided to take a sip and spat it straight out on the cat*.
He'd made it with rosehip herbal tea. But it was sweet of him. Needless to say, I legged it to the shop and bought some Tetleys.
*the cat ran out of the way.
Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Thu 9 Oct 2003, 3:54,
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