After a rather interesting night downing 2 litre bottles of White Lightening,me and my mate decided to rustle up some home made chips. So after chopping up a bag of spuds that we found at the bottom of her veg rack, we tossed them into the boiling hot oil. About an hour later we decided that the tasty morsels must be done and served up a huge plateful. Munching our way through them we decreed that they were delicious and passed out in a drunken stupor. 10am the next morning we awoke to the sight of a half empty plate of delicious looking trolls bogeys sprinkled with what looked like dandruff and swimming in piss. Further investigation found that the dandruff was actually baking soda and the piss was flat White Lightening.
Oh how we laughed.....
(Oh how we laughed.....
Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy,
Thu 9 Oct 2003, 16:36,
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