Almost certainly the Nantwich.A creation of douglas adams in 'the meaning of liff'.
Take two slices of the driest foodstuff in your fridge and spread some of the most spread-like foodstuff in your fridge between them. Eat.
If you keep bread in your fridge then it doesn't count and you can't use it. And you're weird.
I do not recommend dairy on dairy; cheddar slices with mayo filling was... unpleasant.
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Take two slices of the driest foodstuff in your fridge and spread some of the most spread-like foodstuff in your fridge between them. Eat.
If you keep bread in your fridge then it doesn't count and you can't use it. And you're weird.
I do not recommend dairy on dairy; cheddar slices with mayo filling was... unpleasant.