Not really cooking...but I once poured lots of vanilla essence (concentrated) into a bread roll.
Not edible, quite painful really.
(Not edible, quite painful really.
Duncan Disorderly,
Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:34,
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not what i've cooked but...when my bro was little, his fave sandwich was heinz sandwich spread and lemon curd, and his fave drink was milkshake, made with orange squash as the flavouring. mmm..orange flavour curdled milk.
my home economics teacher wasn't the most hygienic person. we used to hate making pastry because she would always come along and *help* with mixing the fat and flour. she'd say, "no, you do it like this" and then proceed to wipe her nose along the back of her hand (she always seemed to have a cold)before plunging her hands into our pastry mix. suffice to say, those pastries ended up in the bin before they got home.
i guess the worst thing i've made for dinner is baked beans on cream crackers. we were skint and they were the only food in the cupboard. we thought, well, you have beans on toast, and crackers are kind of like bread....
(my home economics teacher wasn't the most hygienic person. we used to hate making pastry because she would always come along and *help* with mixing the fat and flour. she'd say, "no, you do it like this" and then proceed to wipe her nose along the back of her hand (she always seemed to have a cold)before plunging her hands into our pastry mix. suffice to say, those pastries ended up in the bin before they got home.
i guess the worst thing i've made for dinner is baked beans on cream crackers. we were skint and they were the only food in the cupboard. we thought, well, you have beans on toast, and crackers are kind of like bread....
GigerVamp,
Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:21,
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Toastie funPicture a student house late at night.
Picture my friend who has a love of cheese and chutney toasties made in his own Breville sandwich iron.
Imagine this friend coming home drunk and hungry. No bread for his beloved toastie. What's starchy, thinks he?
Rice! So, into Breville goes some wet raw rice cheese and chutney. End of toastie maker, start of years of piss-takes.
(Picture my friend who has a love of cheese and chutney toasties made in his own Breville sandwich iron.
Imagine this friend coming home drunk and hungry. No bread for his beloved toastie. What's starchy, thinks he?
Rice! So, into Breville goes some wet raw rice cheese and chutney. End of toastie maker, start of years of piss-takes.
crgn,
Sat 11 Oct 2003, 11:17,
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we murdered (we/I) a toastie thingy with ham and peas. Something to do with pea expansionand crap toasty hinges.
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 11 Oct 2003, 14:43,
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