Heh.
Ran it on Ireland.com - my favourite headlines:
Mr 'Hard-on' John Rusnak, who is suspected of squirting $750mn from Allfirst bank.
Breaking 'Superdick' News
18:14 Hijack attempt on United 'Dirk Diggler' Airlines foiled by pilot
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helmetcream,
Thu 7 Feb 2002, 12:50,
archived)