
when i was you I had some fish. I had some long, thin dark ones with sucker-mouths. After a fair amount of patience, I could get them to just about jump out of the water on sight of my fingers in the bowl.
Using his new found skill, one of the fish jumped out of the tank. My brother walked in, seeing the fish on the floor almost dead though it wasn't a fish at all, it was a cat turd (despite the fact we don't have any cats). He used a library ticket to flick it out onto the lawn, where it was promptly eaten by next door's cat.
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Wed 15 Oct 2003, 12:20,
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Using his new found skill, one of the fish jumped out of the tank. My brother walked in, seeing the fish on the floor almost dead though it wasn't a fish at all, it was a cat turd (despite the fact we don't have any cats). He used a library ticket to flick it out onto the lawn, where it was promptly eaten by next door's cat.