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# We used to give malteasers to pigeons
Thay can just about pick them up but when they try to bite into them they shoot out of their beaks.

(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Good, but
much funnier is the result of feeding Alka-Seltzer to seagulls. I did this in Swansea and can state quite categorically that they explode as a result. If you've ever encountered a Swansea seagull, you'll understand I was provoked.
(mentalageofseven, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I can concur
Seagulls DO explode on contact with Alka Seltzer, and also sound very confused shortly before
(pop_monkee, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 14:20, archived)