I say, you are a cad, a bounder and a complete puppy.
I'd slap you across the face with my gloves if I had any.
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monster monster monster monster monster,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:35,
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I'll imagine you have
and act all offended and challenge you to a drool.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:37,
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I tried to come up with a proper response to that
but I was sniggering too much. Now colleagues are looking at me odd and leaving the office.
Drool drool drool!
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monster monster monster monster monster,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:39,
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