Car attackIt was mates birthday and he had this shitty old Astra GTE that he loved. We got him drunk on cheap whisky knowing that he'd need to go to his bed 'cos he started work at 7am.
Once a sleep and once we where pissed we went down and painted the front wings of the car pink with big green flowers, filled it and I mean filled it until we couldn't get another on in with balloons (filled with paper for maximum mess), Covered it in balloons so it looked like an astra hedge hog then wrote Fat pie GTI, and I love cock in huge letters all over it with masking tape.
I heard him get up (late) to go to work, run down the stairs and in the distance I heard 'Baaaaaaaaaaaaastards'. He drove around with it like that for about 3 months aswell the twat.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:51,
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Once a sleep and once we where pissed we went down and painted the front wings of the car pink with big green flowers, filled it and I mean filled it until we couldn't get another on in with balloons (filled with paper for maximum mess), Covered it in balloons so it looked like an astra hedge hog then wrote Fat pie GTI, and I love cock in huge letters all over it with masking tape.
I heard him get up (late) to go to work, run down the stairs and in the distance I heard 'Baaaaaaaaaaaaastards'. He drove around with it like that for about 3 months aswell the twat.