A mate of mine told me this oneWhile students in Sheffield, he and a bunch of mates went out for one blokes birthday bash. While out and drunk, two or three of them hatched a cunning plan and went home early.
When the three conspirators got back to the student flats, they proceeded to swap everything round from birthday boys third-floor flat living room to the ground floor flat.
When birthday boy arrived home, drunk and not paying attention, they took him to 'his' living room and continued to drink. Then someone had the brilliant idea of throwing him out of the window.
Kicking and screaming all the way, they dragged him to what he thought was the third-floor window of his living room, and chucked him out.
The story-teller doesn't tell me whether or not the flatmate was amused. But it doesn't really matter.
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When the three conspirators got back to the student flats, they proceeded to swap everything round from birthday boys third-floor flat living room to the ground floor flat.
When birthday boy arrived home, drunk and not paying attention, they took him to 'his' living room and continued to drink. Then someone had the brilliant idea of throwing him out of the window.
Kicking and screaming all the way, they dragged him to what he thought was the third-floor window of his living room, and chucked him out.
The story-teller doesn't tell me whether or not the flatmate was amused. But it doesn't really matter.