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# Moving objects around
reminds me of when my mate bought a new Triumph motorbike and couldn't have been more proud. He just kept talking about this bloody thing.

One day he came round to our house and got stoned with a load of other people we had round, and while he was almost comatose on some real Morrocan Black, a few of us went outside and pushed his bike, which he had neglected to lock up (we were his friends for christsakes), round the corner.

We went back in and toked some more and after a while, someone wandered up to the window and said 'Ere Des, someone's nicked your bike.'
Despite being stoned, he shot out of the chair, glared out of the window........and burst into tears like a bitch with a skinned knee.

We really dind't expect that and he really started blubbering, then slide down the wall to the floor and started to really bawl, with tears just streaming down his face and loads of snot and stuff. Then someone went out side, had a look around and announced that it was round the corner and some kids must have moved it, which just made him cry even more - probably from relief. It was very weird to be stoned and watching this.....
(, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 9:35, archived)