Bruvvers are bastardsMine and his mate were about 8 years old and had had his mate's 4 year old cousin tagging along with them for most of the day so they stopped at the bottom of our steps and both Bruvver and mate pretended to eat a birdseye chilli from the plant there, telling cuz that it was delicious. Poor little sod - fell for it and they cacked themselves laughing. (I did later when they both got a whalloping!)
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