bored
im so bored ive already eaten my own arse for entertainment...
(
nic*,
Thu 18 Oct 2001, 5:57,
archived)
i was going to
but then i realised i'd already eaten my own head and hence had no mouth.
Later on I am planning to give myself reconstructive surgery using office equipment i have been collecting over the decades.
(
pep,
Thu 18 Oct 2001, 6:07,
archived)