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# bored
im so bored ive already eaten my own arse for entertainment...
(, Thu 18 Oct 2001, 5:57, archived)
# i was going to
but then i realised i'd already eaten my own head and hence had no mouth.
Later on I am planning to give myself reconstructive surgery using office equipment i have been collecting over the decades.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2001, 6:07, archived)