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# Hilarious prank
When I was just turned 15, I went to a party at my mates house, while his parents were away. These parents being famous for having made a porn collection, unfortunately seen by their son. So, after having one too many, the poor lad passes out on the parents bed. We decide to have a gander, and one of us happens to stumble upon something, which we put to good use.
I dont think My mate was too happy to wake up the next morning with his mums dildo in his mouth
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# me and a friend are notorious liars...
and a couple of years ago we decide to tell a guy at college, who we knew to be very gullible, an outrageous lie and see if he believed it. Basically we told him that another of our friends had gone to a party where he didn't know anyone except a fat kid called Wyman who we knew when we were younger. We told the gullible guy that these 2 had got really pissed and ended up in bed together, but didn't want anyone to know. Oh yeah, we also said that Wyman looked like a bin. Anyway, he believed us hook line and sinker... but then it kind of turned sour when he told his girlfriend...who was friends with our mate's girlfriend...and told her...and they split up... still, we found it funny.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# If you work in a bar...
Fill a small shot glass with tabasco, cover with cling film, then pierce with a straw. Make a coke slush puppy & place the shot glass & straw in the inviting drink. When another barman comes in to start his shift offer him this tantilising drink. Oh how much fun it is to see someone realise they have a mouthful of tabasco when they expected coke slush puppy!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 2:15, archived)